Alice's Mommy Blog

Day 2: Toddler Lillian Tweets!

While I may be a so-so fad kinda girl, my little lady (who by the way gets VERY angry if you call her little since she is the “big” girl now) is thanks to her techie daddy! For those of you out there who follow Twitter I highly recommend you find ToddlerLillianTweets as this is Lillian’s twitter account.

Now I’m sure some of you out there might find it crazy that a 3 year old girl has a twitter account but actually my husband is pretty clever. This is a way for us to remember all the HILARIOUS things that our little lady comes up with! Below are a few of my favourite recent tweets (and the all caps is Lillian talking):

  • I NO SQUISH THE UNICORN. I LIE ON UNICORN.
  • “Lillian did you hit your sister with the shovel?”  YES “Why?” SHE WAS SAD “Are you sure she’s not sad because you hit her with the shovel?” – NO
  • I WANT MORE OF THE ICKY APPLES
  • DON’T EAT LILLIAN! I NOT CANDY.
  • KATRINA LOVES TO PLAY A GAME OF STABBING FACES!
  • I MAKING FUNNY NOISES WITH THE BUM.

Toddler Lillian all grown up to a pre-schooler.

So if you are a big twitter fan and want an account to follow that will make you smile, and not fill your twitter account with a million tweets a day make sure you add Toddler Lillian since her random comments about life and narration of the world around her always make us laugh!

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